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Author: 12345610
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Created by: 12345610
var data = {
    "dad_jokes": "What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y.|I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!|You're American when you go into the bathroom, and you're American when you come out, but do you know what you are while you're in there? European.|Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.|Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper? Never mind... it's tearable.|I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I ever saw!|If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness?|Spring is here! I got so excited I wet my plants!|A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, \"Sorry we don’t serve food here.\"|What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1|Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water? Because he was a little horse!|CASHIER: \"Would you like the milk in a bag, sir?\" DAD: \"No, just leave it in the carton!’”|Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint.|I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!|Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans!|What do you call a factory that sells passable products? A satisfactory.|KID: \"Hey, I was thinking… \" DAD: \"I thought I smelled something burning.”|How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it!|A termite walks into a bar and asks, \"Is the bar tender here?\"|When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery? Yep, people are just dying to get in there!|Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.|FAST FOOD WORKER: \"Any condiments?\" DAD: \"Compliments? You look very nice today!”|Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn't see himself doing it.|I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off.|A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, \"First offender?\" She says, \"No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!”|How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.|A three-legged dog walks into a bar and says to the bartender, \"I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.\"|When you ask a dad if he's alright: \"No, I’m half left.”|I had a dream that I was a muffler last night. I woke up exhausted!|GROCERY STORE CHECKER: \"Paper or plastic?\" DAD: \"Either, I’m bisacktual.”|How do you tell the difference between a frog and a horny toad? A frog says, \"Ribbit, ribbit\" and a horny toad says, \"Rub it, rub it.”|Did you hear the news? FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.|5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions.|MOM: \"How do I look?\" DAD: \"With your eyes.\"|What is Beethoven’s favorite fruit? A ba-na-na-na.|What did the horse say after it tripped? \"Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!”|Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.|What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Stroganoff.|Did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents!|Don't trust atoms. They make up everything!|What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef. If the cow has no legs, then it’s ground beef.|What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino.|How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles.|I’m only familiar with 25 letters in the English language. I don’t know why.|When an ambulance zips past with its siren blaring: \"They won’t sell much ice cream driving that fast.”|When a dad drives past a cow pasture: LOOK! That cow is OUT-STANDING in his field!|What's the best part about living in Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.|What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones.|Why couldn't the bike standup by itself? It was two tired.|What do you call a dog that can do magic? A Labracadabrador.|Why didn't the vampire attack Taylor Swift? She had bad blood.|WAITRESS: \"Soup or salad?\" DAD: \"I don’t want a SUPER salad, I want a regular salad.”|The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.|Did you see they made round bails of hay illegal in Wisconsin? It’s because the cows weren’t getting a square meal.|NURSE: \"Blood type?\" DAD: \"Red.\"|SERVER: \"Sorry about your wait.\" DAD: \"Are you saying I’m fat?”|KID: \"Dad, make me a sandwich!\" DAD: \"Poof, you’re a sandwich!”|What do you call a fish with two knees? A “two-knee” fish.|You know what the loudest pet you can get is? A trumpet.|I was interrogated over the theft of a cheese toastie. Man, they really grilled me.|What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.|What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea!|Can February March? No, but April May!|What do you call a lonely cheese? Provolone.|Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the pee is silent.|When you ask a dad if they got a haircut: \"No, I got them all cut!\"|What does a zombie vegetarian eat? “GRRRAAAAAIIIINNNNS!”|What does an angry pepper do? It gets jalapeño your face.|Why wasn't the woman happy with the velcro she bought? It was a total ripoff.|What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? Bison.|What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.|Where did the college-aged vampire like to shop? Forever 21.|You heard of that new band 1023MB? They're good but they haven't got a gig yet.|DAD, TO A SINGER: \"Don’t forget a bucket.\" SINGER: \"Why? \"DAD: \"To carry your tune.\"|Why did the crab never share? Because he's shellfish.",
    "compliments": "You’re so pretty!|I love your dress!|Look how beautiful you are!|I love that you choose to be whoever you want to be, even if I don’t always like it, even if it’s not what I’d choose, even if it isn’t my taste or aligned with my opinion, I hope you always have the guts to not only be what other people want — even if it is me.|You are the kindest person I know.|You make me so happy, just for being around.|I’m so proud of you for trying. I don’t care what comes out of it, what you get from things doesn’t matter much anyway. It’s doing them that’s important.|I consider your feelings equal to mine, not a burden to me. Feeling strongly about something is very important (even if we have to work on how you get all those feelings out sometimes...)|You’re a bad ass football player and I think you should try out for the team and I think you should be a linebacker and I don’t know what those ones do but I think you have what it takes to do whatever it is they do. (I’m kidding, do whatever you want.)|I love what you painted, I think it looks great. Next time let’s do it on paper.|I think you’re brave for being honest.|I admire how well you play pretend, I was never great at it, will you teach me how to do it better?|Thank you for spending time with me.|You were so patient with me today, even when I was taking a long time and doing boring stuff. Thank you.|You deserve it.|You’re much more capable than you give yourself credit for.|You taught me something new today.|I think you’re meant for big things, and I think 'big things' are whatever make you feel really good, and I think 'good' is whatever makes you want to jump out of bed in the morning and start doing it, even if it’s not always easy.|You crack me up."
}
const NL = "\n"
const PIZZA = ':Pizza_slice'
const CROWN = ':crown_queen'

var pzm = new Map()
var crowns = new Map()

cb.onMessage(function(msg) {
    return dirty_msg(msg)  
})
cb.onTip(function(tip) {
    var fu = tip['from_user']
    var amt = parseInt(tip['amount'])
    
    if (amt === s('joke_cost'))
        msg_joke()
    if (amt === s('compliment_cost'))
        msg_compliment()
    if (amt === s('clothes_cost'))
        msg_clothes_on()
    if (amt === s('pizza_cost')) {
        if(pzm.has(fu))
            pzm.set(fu, ++pzm.get(fu))
        else
            pzm.set(fu,1)
    }
    if (amt === s('crown_cost')) {
        if(crowns.has(fu))
            crowns.set(fu, ++crowns.get(fu))
        else
            crowns.set(fu,1)
    }
})
function msg_joke() {
    var dad_jokes = data.dad_jokes.split('|')
    var rnd = Math.floor(dad_jokes.length * Math.random())
    var joke = dad_jokes[rnd]
    msg(joke,'','#cc6001','#fff','bold','')
}
function msg_compliment() {
    var compliments = data.compliments.split('|')
    var rnd = Math.floor(compliments.length * Math.random())
    var compliment = compliments[rnd]
    msg(compliment,'','#096a71','#fff','bold','')
}
function msg_clothes_on() {
    msg('Honey, please put your clothes back on!')
}
function msg(mstr,...args) {
    cb.sendNotice(mstr,...args)
}
function pstr(str,...args) {
    var tokens = [...args]
    return str.replace(/\%/g,x=>{
        return tokens.shift()
    })
}
function dirty_msg(msg) {
    var u = msg['user']
    var m = msg['m']
    /* add pizza */
    if(pzm.has(u)) {
        var count = pzm.get(u) + 1
        pzm.set(u, count)
        m = pstr('% %',PIZZA,m)
    }
    /* add crown */
    if(u===cb.room_slug) {
        if(crowns.size>0)
            m = pstr('% %',CROWN,m)
    }
    
    msg['m'] = m
    return msg
}
function s(opt) {
    return cb.settings[opt]
}
/* advertising stuff */
function adv(mstr,ms=240000) {
    var bg = "#FFFFFF"
    var fg = "#BE37FF"
    msg(mstr,'',bg,fg,'bold','')
    cb.setTimeout(()=>adv(mstr,ms), ms)
}
adv(" #### Dad Bot Menu",240000)
adv(pstr(' - Pizza!(%)',s('pizza_cost')),240000)
adv(pstr(' - Dad Bot joke(%)',s('joke_cost')),240000)
adv(pstr(' - Dad Bot compliment(%)',s('compliment_cost')),240000)
adv(pstr(' - Buy % a Crown(%)',cb.room_slug,s('crown_cost')),240000)
adv(pstr(' - Dad Bot request % to put on clothes(%)',cb.room_slug,s('clothes_cost')),240000)




/* Sex Toy Settings */





/* Settings Array */
cb.settings_choices = [{
    name: 'pizza_cost',
    type: 'int',
    minValue: 1,
    maxValue: 99999,
    defaultValue:50,
    label: "Pizza slice next to user name, Tip: "
},{
    name: 'joke_cost',
    type: 'int',
    minValue: 1,
    maxValue: 99999,
    defaultValue:20,
    label: "Dad Bot tells a joke, Tip: "
}, {
    name: 'clothes_cost',
    type: 'int',
    minValue: 1,
    maxValue: 99999,
    defaultValue:75,
    label: "Dad Bot to request model to put her clothes back on, Tip: "
}, {
    name: 'compliment_cost',
    type: 'int',
    minValue: 1,
    maxValue: 99999,
    defaultValue:10,
    label: "Dad Bot to give a compliment, Tip: "
}, {
    name: 'crown_cost',
    type: 'int',
    minValue: 1,
    maxValue: 99999,
    defaultValue:555,
    label: "Dad Bot buys his Princess a Crown! Tip: "
}]